complaney
Coffee is a hell of a drug.
Female / New York, NY, United States
I'm a lovechild of Jenny Slate and Aubrey Plaza.
I'm brand new to NYC; I swear too much; I like whipped cream on my milkshake; I like hugging fresh-out-the-dryer towels; I know entirely too many rap lyrics; I have painfully awkward dance moves; I'm one of the biggest Reddit/imgur lurkers you'll ever meet; I don't get offended.
I'm brand new to NYC; I swear too much; I like whipped cream on my milkshake; I like hugging fresh-out-the-dryer towels; I know entirely too many rap lyrics; I have painfully awkward dance moves; I'm one of the biggest Reddit/imgur lurkers you'll ever meet; I don't get offended.
What I'm doing with my life
Slowly but surely taking over the IT marketing niche, one late-stage tech start-up at a time. Dead set on working my way to the highly coveted corner office with a fantastic view.
Netflix marathoner, improv enthusiast, amateur yogi, Yelp-approved foodie, professional lounger, avid concert-goer.
Netflix marathoner, improv enthusiast, amateur yogi, Yelp-approved foodie, professional lounger, avid concert-goer.
Favouritest of all the things
Tarantino, Bob's Burgers, It's Always Sunny, 30 Rock, The Office (pre-Jim/Pam marriage sap fest), Wes Anderson, Joss Whedon, Arrested Development, Much Ado, BrBa.
Jack White, Foxy Shazam, alt j, Janelle Monáe, Herbie Hancok, Arctic Monkeys, Vampire Weekend, Mikal Cronin, The Punch Brothers, Mission South (RIP), Chick Corea, Major Lazer, Fatboy Slim, Frank Ocean, Amoroso, NERD, Ty Segall, Lorde, Royal Blood.
Ketchup, pho, tater tots, breakfast burritos.
Jack White, Foxy Shazam, alt j, Janelle Monáe, Herbie Hancok, Arctic Monkeys, Vampire Weekend, Mikal Cronin, The Punch Brothers, Mission South (RIP), Chick Corea, Major Lazer, Fatboy Slim, Frank Ocean, Amoroso, NERD, Ty Segall, Lorde, Royal Blood.
Ketchup, pho, tater tots, breakfast burritos.
My darkest secret
Despite my accent, I'm not from the Midwest.
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