I'm Phil. My friends call me Phil...because that is my name. But seriously I'm a pretty chill guy. I'm probably one of the nicest guys you'll meet but sometimes i say things that are a bit blunt. I guess you could say I'm painfully honest. i.e. Does this dress make my ass look fat? No, love, your fat ass makes you ass look fat, but how i love your fat ass more than any other fat ass :D thats just one example. I like to think I'm a good person but you can judge for yourself. I was in school but took a break so I wouldn't go insane. I may go back but its uncertain as of now. Uhhhhm i have an awesome dog named Captain Jack Sparrow. Hes chunky but hes cute as hell and hes a punk. Im more of a gamer than an outdoorsy type and i love to check imgur at work and in my spare time. I do it for the lulz. I've tried dating sites before and they're mostly terrible so I figured I'd give this a shot. Its linked to imgur and for the most part imgur is an awesome community :D I cant think of anything else atm but message me and ask me anything! I'll answer to the best of my ability :D
(Apologies if I don't answer in a timely manner. I sometimes forget to check this >.
What I'm doing with my life
Mostly being alive. Working in New Joisey with my brother in teh family business.
Favouritest of all the things
uhmmmmmmmmmmm imGRR, video games, my delicious homemade mac n cheese, hanging with friends, being really really ridiculously good looking *blue steel face* Netflix. I just got a tv for my room and its AWESOME. Looking for someone to marathon shows i haven't seen with :D (Lets play smash bros and watch netflix together!!!!)
My darkest secret
"I'm not really a man, I'm a woman. Actually I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse. Actually I'm not really a horse, I'm a broom."
(I really am Luigi. But don't tell anyone >.> >.>)