LadyBaconTits
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
Female / Portland, OR, United States
I have never been to Ikea.
I do not like The Beatles that much.
My unwillingness to eat anything that lived in water has led many to suspect that I am actually a mermaid.
I am not actually a mermaid (Sorry)
I apologize so much that I probably should move to Canada.
I'm not very good at about me's.
I'm a very tall tattooed lady that lives in Portland, OR. I'm very loud and a little awkward. I want to be a librarian.
I am a gamer, a reader, a writer, an anime watcher, an office worker and sometimes I cosplay.
A rabid fan girl of: Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Batman.
Currently working on getting my first book 'The Very Odd Fairy Tale' published.
I do not like The Beatles that much.
My unwillingness to eat anything that lived in water has led many to suspect that I am actually a mermaid.
I am not actually a mermaid (Sorry)
I apologize so much that I probably should move to Canada.
I'm not very good at about me's.
I'm a very tall tattooed lady that lives in Portland, OR. I'm very loud and a little awkward. I want to be a librarian.
I am a gamer, a reader, a writer, an anime watcher, an office worker and sometimes I cosplay.
A rabid fan girl of: Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Batman.
Currently working on getting my first book 'The Very Odd Fairy Tale' published.
What I'm doing with my life
Trying to write a book. That shit is hard yo.
Favouritest of all the things
Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Batman, Lord of the Rings, Pretty much anything Tolkien, videur games, cats and food and love and stuff.
I don't know, isn't this all in my about me? This is a lot of work.
I don't know, isn't this all in my about me? This is a lot of work.
My darkest secret
It was me. I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
It feels really good to get that off my chest.
It feels really good to get that off my chest.
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