Oh, man. This is gonna be hard. I'm gonna make a list because typing out a whole paragraph of who and why i am is going to make my head explode.

-I was named after a color.
-Ironically it's my favorite color.
-I have three cats named Max, Simon, and Lillith McFritters Scooty-puff Jr. (Max and Simon are brothers)
-I make weird faces and noises.
-I laugh a lot.
-I enjoy not wearing pants, but if i have to, i'll wear yoga pants.
-I also enjoy not wearing shoes, like ever.
-I have to wear shoes at work, so that makes my life poop.
-My hair is blue.
-My eyes are brown.
-I do Freelance FX Makeup (yeah, i make zombies)
-I staff and attend anime/comic/gaming conventions in VA, MD, and NC.
-I play a lot of video games like Dishonored, Assassin's Creed, Thief, DragonAge, Skyrim, Katamari Damacy, and stuff like Lego games and such.
-I like playing video games while cuddling with another human being, preferably sans-pants, no sexy-time required.
-I'm curvy, yes, but i hear guys like the Booty, so i keep it in shape.
-I'm a lover, not a fighter, so let me love youuuuuuuuuuu!

-I love corny things, so hit me with the weirdest, corniest messages you can come up with, and i can bet you my left kidney i will smile, which definitely gets you into the door.

eh? eh? whaddaya say? *wink* *wink*

*macarena*