Collecting husbands and selling babies since 2014.
The reigning Queen of General Chat. On your knees!
KATE IS THE ELSA TO MY ANNA AND HANSEN IS THE GOOD QUEEN TARZAN. HOLLA.
So I suppose it's about time to actually write something about myself for those inquiring minds out there, eh? I am a 26 year old currently living outside of Nashville. I serve pizza for a living, but am constantly looking for something bigger and better, ya dig?
I have big ambitions and little motivation. It's hard out here for a gangster.
What I'm doing with my life
Pretending to be a slug.
Favouritest of all the things
Cats. Food. Sleep. Your face.
My darkest secret
It wouldn't be a secret if I shared, now would it?