I have a cat. He's an orange short-haired tabby. He's stupid and a dick sometimes, but he's also cute and my baby. I get bored/distracted easily. I love the smell of Play-Doh! I'm a hopeless romantic. I hate it when people have really terrible grammar. Some minor errors are fine, but please try not to be an idiot. I hate talking to those automated things on the phone that never understand what the hell you're saying. Whistling annoys me beyond belief; it's like nails on a chalkboard to me. My friends think I'm witty when I repeat things imgurians have said. I'm not witty. People are dumbasses. The end.