Talents include: 1) Able to hold my patience when helping older people work the internet 2) Obscure references 3) Knows a lot about sports and sports well 4) Ability to tell mediocre jokes 5) Ability to think i'm the funniest man on earth 6) Eating 5x more than the normal serving 7) I can listen. I was told listening was a helpful skill 8) Eating a whole pizza by myself (See talent 6) 9) Can watch a whole season of Parks & Recreation in one sitting. If more time is allotted the whole series can be watched