I'll fake smile so much as a waitress that I'll make you believe I enjoy it. I'll say I can drink you under the table then go blind after drink 5. But hell you'll have a fun night.
What I'm doing with my life
Waitress. Figuring out what the hell I want to do with my life.
Favouritest of all the things
Im 24 and not ashamed to admit I love my stuffed animals. Buy me one and get my heart. They can't let me down, but then neither does a cake.
My darkest secret
I think I accidentally killed my hamster by leaving my window open and it tried to hibernate. Still devastates me.