I'm a writer and programmer, a combination that makes about as much sense to me as it does most everyone else (meaning not a lot).
I will sing and dance in public at basically no provocation, sometimes completely unaware that I'm doing it.
Fortunately my moves are hella' fly.
I sit uncomfortably on the fence between self-congratulatory intellectualism and self-indulgent nerddom.
I admit that I prefer Imgur to Reddit because I like pictures and the GUI is pretty.
I spend too much time lurking. Lurkedy lurk.

And I, unlike some, will only occasionally upvote ass.