Which super power?

So, which of these lack luster super powers would you rather have?

• teleport exactly 1 meter in any direction, no more, no less.
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
• The ability to make the nearest multi-cellular animal to you fart.
  • 
  • 
• the power to fly, but it takes as much effort as if you were running at full speed.
  •