I'm a quantum computing, artificial intelligence, and cloud computing specialist.
Hire me for any NP-problem, and I can design an artificially intelligent (learning), and a powerful static function to get you the "best" answer. I also am a consultant for tech companies that are currently wanting to plug vulnerabilities by implementing an application layer security protocol that is unbreakable. Look no further for a software architect hero that can convert your huge datacenter, and make it massively concurrent, or I can even make it completely peer to peer so you'll save on your datacenter costs!
I am currently publishing papers on computability theory, game theory, and quantum encryption.
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