I don't know about awesome, but I can be pretty ok. I know lots of trivia and I try to listen. I do a decent coffee. I read a lot.
What I'm doing with my life
Summarizing court documents and writing a little on the side. Keeping plants alive, too.
Favouritest of all the things
Too many things to enumerate more than a tiny portion: Lord of the Rings, Lana Del Rey, Smoked Cheddar, that rainy smell, the feel of satin, utter physical exhaustion, solving a tricky crossword puzzle, getting an obscure and clever reference, making a dumb pun.
My darkest secret
Not killing people, chopping them up, and burying the parts in secluded locations across several states. That's for sure.