I lead a pretty boring life. I work, I bar hop, I write, and I watch TV. Currently learning ASL very slowly, just because.

I judge things on more of a bell curve than a bullet point list. Up in the ninty ninth percentile are Orson Scott Card novels and old video games (plus the Fall Out series). Tons of other books fall into the 95-99% range, along with anything that makes me laugh, creating universes in my head to (never actually) write books in, and new video games. Attractive women, good friends, okay books, blue nose and american pits, and intellectual conversation all fall somwhere in the 80-95% range. There's one thing, though, that blows the whole bell chart to shit, and that's Doctor Who. Doctor Who is my favorite thing.

I have good hygene, but I am an absolutely disgusting person to live with. I'm pretty sure there are new life forms forming behind my bed while I sit here at work signing up for a social networking site. That's about as deep-dark-secrety as I get.