tiptoethroughthetulips
Well, you shouldn't be throwing anybody, not with your bad knee, Ed.
25 / Male / Ohio, United States
I'm a guy. I say mean things and secretly crave more hugs and cuddles. In between those things, I try to act normal and not space out too much. I like to laugh at my own jokes and feel like humor should have no borders. I can snooze 20 times in the morning and still be up by 7am, but could never grasp the concept of one good alarm and off you go. I try really hard to make people I like like me back. That's enough for starters.
What I'm doing with my life
Longtime college student (still current), also a full time diesel mechanic because I wanted to do that too (Later, I'll teach kids the value of reading and writing and how English means as much in TV and movies and careers as it does in writing another God-damned research paper). I also plan many future accomplishments, like writing a book (then maybe more), leading a band (both rock and marching), and retiring from teaching to be a bus driver so I can finally learn to get up earlier.
Favouritest of all the things
By the decades:
50s- Diners, Dances
60s- Rock music, folk music, pop music, free love (minus the STDs), having clear somethings to fight for/against
70s- Disco, rock music, fondu is pretty awesome, haircuts, Scooby-Doo
80s- Pop music, Teen movies, SNL, colorful trendy clothes, Cindy Lauper in We Are the World
90s- Teen movies, 2nd British Invasion, Grunge, WWF (Not World Wildlife Fund), superhero cartoons, Bill Clinton, legitimate gangster rap, pop music
00s- Nickelodeon was in its prime, Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, start of Marvel movies, first decade I got laid, first got high speed internet
10s- feels a lot like 00s, Netflix, lived in many awesome college houses, Ultimate Frisbee, still alive
Specifics:
Movies: Ferris Bueller, Wayne's World, Anchorman are often quoted. Jurassic Park was a first love/fear. Marvel movies are always on point. Deep, sentimental RomComs get me every time.
Music: The Who, Queen, Foo Fighters, Billy Joel, Michael Buble, Hall & Oates are my main jams. But every song is really my jam. Except country. Sorry. It's really just that bad.
TV: Scrubs (minus Season 9), Archer, Law & Order, The Office up until Post Michael Scott Paper Company (then it got too Jim-and-Pam-y and Dwight went too far and Michael left), Courage the Cowardly Dog, Hey Arnold (love whoever does the deviantart all grown up stuff)
Books: Here's where I draw the line, because there is no line. I'm an English major. Books are personal experiences. You share yours, I share mine, maybe we get to see inside each other a little bit (giggity). I will always take recommendations and add them to my seemingly-endless list of books to read. I will say, right now, I'm in the middle of Storm of Swords, Hitchhikers Guide, and All Quiet on the Western Front. This is not a revealing hint; just a statement of fact. So please, talk to me about books.
Food: Pizza with anything and everything, steak with A-1, sandwiches dry or not, a good bread with some cheese and oil or peperoncini, milk, wings, road trip food found in gas stations.
Beer: Beer. It all has it moments. Except irish reds and Cherry Wheat.
Hobbies: Baseball, frisbee, working on cars, dancing poorly, pretending to be angry, pretending to be mean, pretending to be dramatic, laughing at my own jokes, punching people, getting punched, drinking games of all sorts (if you have a new one/ wanna invent one, I'm here for you), driving long distances for no reason at ungodly hours.
50s- Diners, Dances
60s- Rock music, folk music, pop music, free love (minus the STDs), having clear somethings to fight for/against
70s- Disco, rock music, fondu is pretty awesome, haircuts, Scooby-Doo
80s- Pop music, Teen movies, SNL, colorful trendy clothes, Cindy Lauper in We Are the World
90s- Teen movies, 2nd British Invasion, Grunge, WWF (Not World Wildlife Fund), superhero cartoons, Bill Clinton, legitimate gangster rap, pop music
00s- Nickelodeon was in its prime, Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, start of Marvel movies, first decade I got laid, first got high speed internet
10s- feels a lot like 00s, Netflix, lived in many awesome college houses, Ultimate Frisbee, still alive
Specifics:
Movies: Ferris Bueller, Wayne's World, Anchorman are often quoted. Jurassic Park was a first love/fear. Marvel movies are always on point. Deep, sentimental RomComs get me every time.
Music: The Who, Queen, Foo Fighters, Billy Joel, Michael Buble, Hall & Oates are my main jams. But every song is really my jam. Except country. Sorry. It's really just that bad.
TV: Scrubs (minus Season 9), Archer, Law & Order, The Office up until Post Michael Scott Paper Company (then it got too Jim-and-Pam-y and Dwight went too far and Michael left), Courage the Cowardly Dog, Hey Arnold (love whoever does the deviantart all grown up stuff)
Books: Here's where I draw the line, because there is no line. I'm an English major. Books are personal experiences. You share yours, I share mine, maybe we get to see inside each other a little bit (giggity). I will always take recommendations and add them to my seemingly-endless list of books to read. I will say, right now, I'm in the middle of Storm of Swords, Hitchhikers Guide, and All Quiet on the Western Front. This is not a revealing hint; just a statement of fact. So please, talk to me about books.
Food: Pizza with anything and everything, steak with A-1, sandwiches dry or not, a good bread with some cheese and oil or peperoncini, milk, wings, road trip food found in gas stations.
Beer: Beer. It all has it moments. Except irish reds and Cherry Wheat.
Hobbies: Baseball, frisbee, working on cars, dancing poorly, pretending to be angry, pretending to be mean, pretending to be dramatic, laughing at my own jokes, punching people, getting punched, drinking games of all sorts (if you have a new one/ wanna invent one, I'm here for you), driving long distances for no reason at ungodly hours.
My darkest secret
I don't like to be around people that are too much like myself. But I don't think I don't like myself. Psycho-analyze away.
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