I'm a normal person with a normal job doing normal things. If Masterchief was real, I'd suck his chode faster than you could say "what a whore."
I fall in love with characters all the time. John Marston? Check. Commander Shephard? Check. John 117? Mega Check. Link? Check. Red? Check. Thor? Check. Chris Pratt in any role he plays, especially when it involves raptors? CHECK THE FUCK OUT!
What I'm doing with my life
I'm a retail manager. Standard.
Favouritest of all the things
Pizza, Cats, Pokemon and Halo.
My darkest secret
themastercheef doesn't think they have any secrets, but we all know about that one time right? ;)