I take boxing classes, I've been vegan for eight years but I'm nice I swear, I have two fluffy dogs, I live with my parents which has been great for my social life, I own a guitar but I don't know how to play it, I drink way too much tea, I have a degree in English which has clearly made me wealthy, and I drive a 1997 Honda mini van with a futon mattress in the back where the seats should be. The van and the mattress were both free, but putting them together was my own artistic vision.