I stay at home and take care of my kids. My life is boring and I enjoy living vicariously through others.  I also have a business making gourmet dog treats. Consequently,  my dogs are spoiled, fat and lazy.
For real, no dick pics.

Doctor Who, Adventure Time, books, cats, owls, thinking terrible thoughts about people in my head, lilies
My least favouritest things? Pick up lines and dick pics.

I sometimes watch Big Bang Theory...and like it.