These "about me" things are always so difficult. How am I supposed to get you to like me in 4000 characters or less? Hmmm I guess I could start off with an awesome dad joke.... What do you call a hooker who gets paid in spaghetti??





















A pastatute.






Bam. Instant friends for sure.



Here are the first five things 'about me' off the top of me head:
1. I am currently cuddling my mac because it got too warm for my lap.
2. My favorite book as of late is Foundation by Isaac Asimov.
3. When I'm doing clandestine dealings, I got a preference for things going smooth.
4. When driving, I like to listen to audiobooks.
5. I eat mac n' cheese with ketchup. Don't knock it til you try it. It's the best food.