I do what I want with my life. I was told by a former manager that "I feel like I can do whatever I feel like" and you bet your ass that's true. I'm an adult, I'm a free human being and I have more than seven brain cells...you're damn skippy I do what I want.

Thangs Caaawrl. THAAAAAANGS. (if you don't get that reference...I don't know if we can hang out)

I don't have dark secrets mostly because I don't have secrets in general. If you want to know something...I'll tell you without much prying.