I spend majority of my time on the internet machine, mostly playing video games or just aimless browsing of game forums, let's-play's, imgur, or kitty pictures. Weekends I'm trying to round up alcoholics to hit a bar or play Beerio-Kart, Cards Against Humanity, or watch some god awful movie (oh hi mark). I'm not unwelcome to the idea of going outside, but I live in a frozen wasteland, so I avoid the Outernet.

Looking for friends or more-than-friends who are hopefully just as sarcastic and cynical as I am, and enjoy bad jokes and cuddling.

If you're up here in this barren tundra, hit me up for drinks or to get schooled at Mario Kart. Otherwise I'm always down to recount minuscule WoW lore, watch people fall down stairs, or talk about pizza rolls.