Probably not terribly original, but I'll give it a shot. I am absolutely horrible at meeting people in public. I'm pretty shy and awkward, with a general distrust for most human types. However, when you get to know me, I'm not so bad. I bathe regularly, pay my taxes, spend 80% of my life on the computer, and I've only been to jail once. My friends tend to think I'm pretty cool, although they haven't provided me with any sort of plausible evidence to back their opinion up, so that is still kind of up in the air. Also, aren't all these boxes kind of "About me"? Guess I'll move on to the next one.