Hi, and welcome to my somewhat serious profile.

I am a bearded Norseman. The beard is not as glorious as I would like, sadly.

I live in the middle-ish area of Norway, so elephants crossing the road isn't normal here. There might be a moose or five though. Moose meat is delicious.

My thumbs are very big, so finding a thumb ring that fits, is very hard. Luckily, I found one several years ago, that I always wear. It is precious to me.

Tattoos and other forms of body art are things I like. For now, I only have one blot of ink on my person. Sadly, no metal apart from my thumb ring and watch. Yes, I have a thumb ring; did you not read the last paragraph?

Music is valued more than fish in my life, and as a Norseman, that should say a lot. Even more valued then skiing, but that is not strange, as I pretty much loathe skiing. Unless it is water-skiing.
Do not take it wrong though, I love fish. Not sure if the fish love me, as I never let them live for long enough to get to know me. I enjoy ripping out their entrails a bit too much I think. If you are kind, and not a fish, I will not do that to you.

Talking about fish, I also like the sea. Nothing beats being out at sea in the summer, with the sun scorching and mild breeze running through some hair in an unspecified area on me.

Science and technology stuff entertains me. Stuff can encompass a lot of things, and in this instance, it does. I can't really narrow it down more than that. Too much stuff, you know.

I like to think the vast majority of members here are nerds of some sort. If you are not a nerd, and are reading this; Congratulations, you found a nerd (NO PRICE FOR YOU THOUGH)! I know the term nerd can mean many things, but in my opinion, it is a positive word.

Computers are something I enjoy. You could say it's a hobby of mine. I play games, sometimes I send e-mails, and I spend time looking at how fucked up people are, on this thing called 'The Internet'. It's a strange place, which I would not recommend looking at alone.