I just checked like all those little boxes; is it okay that I just checked all the little boxes?

I like cats, and, uh, pop fiction. And I like to geek out and make high-pitched noises with people of like-mind. And if you have a lazy eye don't fear because I have a little bit of a lazy eye too and we can freak people out with our lazy eyes together. Or not, I'm open-minded.

...Oh. You want me to be serious? Fiiiine. I'm in my sophomore year at college, working towards finishing my AA before I start my school's nursing program. I want to work at Seattle Children's Hospital as a Nurse Anesthetist. I aspire to travel a bit before I kick the bucket, I speak/understand enough Spanish to get by, I'm learning French and Dutch, and my dream destinations would be France, Belgium, New Zealand and Denmark (I have my reasons!)

I write short stories and essays, I like to listen to dubstep as I fall asleep, I have flat feet, and I play ukulele. Anything I'm missing? Should I talk about my robotic arm? Oh, wait, I don't have one of those!

Yet.