Political consultant in Manchester. Yes, I'm a politics dick. I can tell you already hate me.
I enjoy whisky, gin, wine and tea. Eating cheese is an enjoyable pastime. I adore theatre and the arts, and am an active amateur actor/director. Toby Ziegler is my spirit animal.
My specialist subjects cover Star Wars, Soviet Russia, war and strategy, electoral politics, and egotistical activities. I cannot tell the difference between pigeons and seagulls.
TL;DR, bring me whisky, like theatre, know politics, we're gonna get on. We'll probably get on anyway, because people are cool.
"Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara, when he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her?"
What I'm doing with my life
Working in Manchester, planning a host of new trips abroad because I'm fancy like that. Otherwise sitting at home quoting the West Wing and drinking whisky.
Favouritest of all the things
Theatre; The West Wing; Politics; Whisky; Pizza; Video Games; Beer festivals; Christmas Markets; Germany;
My darkest secret
I have a crippling obsession with the department store John Lewis. I adore it. My parents took me to one as a birthday treat on my 21st. I cry at the adverts (not at what I'm seeing, just at the principle that it's a John Lewis advert).