I took down my picture cause I don't like staring at my mug all the time. It's eerie. I'll happily share a selfie on request, though.
I get bored. Message me. Chatting is nice. I ain't gonna perv on you (unless you bring it up).
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I am the drinker of Drano. You might think it insane, I know; I'll take that blame though. But... know that by the same blame-blow you shame the name iDrinkDrano for something undrinkable drunk (which among bunk feats is a slam dunk of a funky drink drunk that'd make any other go *thunk* - skull to street, mouth full of concrete), treat self to solace that all's bull: grimace not at the thought that I bought self Drano to drink. Let me save face: all's a metaphor to opening doors and making you think.
Okay. I lied. There's no metaphor. I actually did drink the drano. I could not stop myself. I need help.
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When you have the time to try anything, try everything at least once. Give it the ol' razzle dazzle.
...except skydiving, fuck that shit.
What I'm doing with my life
Living pretty well working at a tech company while I program and write on the side. I'm a starving artist who has nailed the 'not starving' part but who also doesn't put much art out there.
Favouritest of all the things
Shall I go sappy first or conversational?
Sappy: Rain, love it - when the rain falls the creative ideas flow and the words come tumbling after.
Conversational: I dunno. Computers are pretty goddamn awesome.
My darkest secret
I have a social savanna account. *spooky sounds and lightning*