I'm one of the few people who have baboon heart transplant. Without my baboon heart I wouldn't be able to enjoy so many of the things I love, like NiceWork and KimNeedsASnickers.
On the note of my gender I don't consider myself male or female because of my baboon heart.
What I'm doing with my life
I occasionally beat children with a bag of heavy books.
To relax I enjoy terrorizing neighborhood cats and drifting in my pimped out golf cart. The cops hate me cause they ain't me.
Favouritest of all the things
NiceWork and KimNeedsASnickers duh, they're hotties and I would totes mcgotes let them my baboon heart scar!
My darkest secret
I have a baboon heart and the transplant wsa preformed by NiceWork.