First off - I hate doing these things. Not because I have nothing to put, but because I've no idea of what to put that won't make me seem like a self absorbed jackass because then my covers blown and now how can I pretend to be civil?
Lived in Alaska for a while, that was neat. Back when I was a kid, though - so it's not like there are too many wild stories. Okay, there's quite a few but that's because of interesting family. I swear to god it's like we should've been on AMC or Spike or something with good ratings like that. Stacks on stacks and more green than bottled water, amirite fellow financially deficient terrible at budgeting bastards? (I'm right.)
I've acquired a number of sob stories through my life, but that shits all dramatic and sad and not much fun around a campfire. Unless everyone's drinking - then who'd remember anyways?

Point is, I'm me (Jordan) and me likes to talk and ramble (especially when I'm nervous, which this about me bullshit is superb at instigating) and me is an imgurian and also a human being.

See? We've got so much in common already.