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28 / Other / Newport News, VA, United States

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I'm from San Francisco, but currently deployed in Norfolk Virginia (but I spent 2 yrs in Japan). I'm somewhat of a wine geek, will chat your ear off about it.

I have a very dark sense of humor, so tell me when I offend you so I'll stop.

I make awesome jokes. They are so bad you cry tears.

What I'm doing with my life
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Converting people to veganism while I eat fried chicken
Favouritest of all the things
Wine, seafood, sloths. In no particular order.
My darkest secret
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