I've recently returned on a 12 month hot air balloon trip around the globe. I'm known around the world for inventing the grilled cheese. I've wrestled down many exotic animals including but not limited to brown bears, crocodiles, zebras. I'm also tend to lie in my profile. Send me a message if you want to get to know me!

I'm a pretty big fan of imgur. So there's that.

You'll have to take me out to dinner first