bertmanbegins

bertmanbegins

18 / Pizza roll / Asheville, NC, United States

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I'm really into cheese and I love donuts more than anyone else I have ever encountered. I write songs and some of them are even OK. I like music better than anything else, even star wars and pasta, though those are close seconds. I guess I'm a dude and I like girls, other dudes, and anything in between really. I suppose it would be nice if you had some form of genitals but it's whatever. Body-wise I'm 5'9" and 115 pounds. Pretty skinny but no eating disorders or anything, just shit genes. I'm not really what you would consider to be bammin' slammin' bootylicious but I once mesmerized the opening credits to A New Hope and I can make really good mac and cheese, so you could say I have quite a lot going for me.

What I'm doing with my life
I play guitar, sing, and songwrite in a band known as Cold Solstice. We're really new and don't have any fans who aren't our parents but we're working on it. I also go to college at Warren Wilson and study agriculture.
Favouritest of all the things
Music
Donuts
Cheese
Star Wars
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Dragons
Tits
A Song of Ice and Fire
Outdoorsy shit
British Television
Mountains
Cantaloupe
My darkest secret
I have considered purchasing a buttplug but I fear ups would judge me and sex shops scare me. I have played about 600 hours of skyrim and I don't even regret it. I don't floss and I never fucking will.
  • Single
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