bentonolivares
22 / Male / Knoxville, TN, United States
I don't like these boxes that try to get me to sum up who I am in x amount of characters. They're so stressful!! I love movies and television. I fancy myself to be funny. I'm half-Hispanic but don't speak a word of Spanish. I wish pasta/pizza/chimichangas were the ultimate weight loss food. I like to think that I'll become a comedy TV writer. I love to do stuff with video production. (That sounded provocative). I will absolutely watch Avatar: The Last Airbender or Legend of Korra any day of the week. Don't you dare bring up The Last Airbender movie... I want to be a Kung Fu master, but I don't do anything about it. I love to read when I finally get around to doing it. I could watch South Park until it were a medical emergency. I'm free thinking, and I'm not very religious. I'm starting to uh...lose steam here. Erm, I mean, there's so much to my personality I'm the most special snowflake.
What I'm doing with my life
I'm currently in my last semester of undergrad getting a degree in Creative Writing (yay). I am attempting to summon the courage to actually write every day (I suuuuuck). I'm currently craving Chipotle even though I ate some maybe 3 hours ago. I'm a little worried about post-grad life, but I'm sure I'll do fine.
Favouritest of all the things
Lord of the Rings.
Avatar cartoons.
Cyclone Pasta from Outback Steakhouse (they discontinued it. Wahhhh)
I like to go to bookstores, then subsequently feel dumb as shit because I feel like I've only read a couple of books in my life, which isn't true.
I love to go to the movies by myself. A fantastic afternoon, in my opinion, is going to get sushi and to a matinee. I kind of one person who's dyslexic will read that as "My perfect afternoon entails going to get a manatee."
I love hanging out with my mom. She's the coolest until you start talking about politics.
Let's see... What else?
The Office!!! My favorite show.
Avatar cartoons.
Cyclone Pasta from Outback Steakhouse (they discontinued it. Wahhhh)
I like to go to bookstores, then subsequently feel dumb as shit because I feel like I've only read a couple of books in my life, which isn't true.
I love to go to the movies by myself. A fantastic afternoon, in my opinion, is going to get sushi and to a matinee. I kind of one person who's dyslexic will read that as "My perfect afternoon entails going to get a manatee."
I love hanging out with my mom. She's the coolest until you start talking about politics.
Let's see... What else?
The Office!!! My favorite show.
My darkest secret
My god. I have quite a few dark secrets. I don't have a lot of secrets about me... I'm pretty boring. I'll tell you one, though! When I was 17, I went to my first dance with an actual girlfriend. Had a lovely time, but I was afraid that if I ever went to use the bathroom while at the dance, my girlfriend would think I was disgusting. I held my pee for hours, until I finally could go home. I got into my driveway, and I took one panicked step out of my car. Alas, a torrent of urine came racing down my leg. I had to stand in my driveway in the dark while I peed my pants. Oops!
As for dark secrets, I've had to keep dark secrets about my sister from my parents. She gives me anguish.
As for dark secrets, I've had to keep dark secrets about my sister from my parents. She gives me anguish.
This will update slightly - ish every 30minutes. What is this?
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