I pulverize dissected fruit and boil it for a living. Strangely, some people call it "coffee." Big fan of engineering (went to WPI for robotics) and science. I have one cat. I bought him a tie.
Biggest accomplishment - I got all 100 gold skulltulas on Master Quest in Ocarina of Time. Hence the tattoo.
What I'm doing with my life
Right now I make coffee and call the police on the interesting drunks that come into the shop. I had to clean actual shit off of the floor recently. Never a dull moment.
Favouritest of all the things
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My darkest secret
I've never played Cards Against Humanity. I KNOW, I KNOW. Help me fix that!