hello, my name is reginald jenkins. I am a blue dolphin of the gulf coast and I have been selected by my people to do a social experiment on dolphin/giraffe social interaction. my people believe we can form an alliance against the parrots (bastards!) please join our cause!
no. I'm a 19 year old girl who always seems to have too much or far too little time on her hands. I just moved to a new town, and i need friends, or I may end up in a "her" situation with my laptop. save me!
What I'm doing with my life
work hard play hard... or work a little less hard and play so hard motherfuckers want to find me. although some weeks it seems to be more work than play to find things to do.
Favouritest of all the things
internet. easily my favouritest of all the things, because it has all the things i love most. imgur, netflix and porn. as well as many other useful features, like google, bing and ask.com...no wait. just google.
My darkest secret
!!!CONTENT HAS BEEN CENSORED FOR YOUR SAFETY!!! * **** * ****** ********* ** *** ******** *** ****** **** ***** *******