Chris is from the UK and is a casual writer of fantasy prose, poetry, and bad puns. He does a little Youtube-ing every whenever, suffers from severe anxiety and depression, and likes to talk about himself in third-person. He's also a bit of an arse sometimes, but don't tell him he said that.
Yes I shamelessly copied and pasted this from my Imgur profile; it's half 5 in the morning and I just kicked a door - I'm not in the most original of moods.
What I'm doing with my life
Woah, well, what aren't I doing with my life? Aha!
The answer is everything, I'm not doing everything with my life.
Currently battling my anxiety and depression so that I may one day become a normal human being and assume direct control of the entire world! Muwahahahahaha!
Or something.
Anyway, you can get the largest insights into my life through my Twitter (@ChrisdeMercado - much original, wow) and through Instagram (also @chrisdemercado).
Favouritest of all the things
Tea (Yorkshire) Cider (Strawberry and Lime) Pizza (Pepperoni & Bacon) Chinese (Chicken Fried Rice, Dim Sum, Chicken Chow Mein, Chicken Noodle Soup, Chicken ...) Green (The colour) Turquoise (Also the colour) Dragons (Reptiles in general, really) Gaming (RPGs and Strategy Games mostly) Sleeping (The activity I wish I could do more often and for longer, kinda like sex) Hugs (Hint hint... I said HINT HINT... You dense motherfuckers...) Writing fantasy prose, and poetry. Reading fantasy prose, and poetry. Cheese (Red Leicester) Music (Paramore, Within Temptation, Hammerfall, Two Steps From Hell...) Redheads (Dayum...) People with heads Roast Beef (Rare, or else I'll HM01 you) Meth-amphetamines (Wait, what?) Snuff Porn (I don't... what?!) Rubbing spaghetti over my naked body (IT WAS ONE TIME!) Kitten-huffing (For the love of... what's going on?!) Bananas (...what for?) Anal (Oh, they're for that... figures...)
I'm sorry, but a slight technical issue has arisen and needs to be addressed before any more favourites can be added. Please stand by, and thank you for your patience and co-operation.