akujin
35 / Male / Kansas City, MO, United States
My friends say I'm inexplicably picky, but quite honestly I'd rather be alone than to be with someone else and unhappy.
I love anime (and really just cartoons in general) and video games and comic books. I love Battlestar Galactica and 90% of movies and tv shows. I love all music, except rap (I can't listen to people talk about hot women and hating cops for hours on end). And when I say "all music," I mean I love Mozart and Selena Gomez and Slipknot and Skrillex and Ramones and Charlotte Church and Lamb of God and Garth Brooks and Nirvana and BT, etc. I love football and fast cars and working out.
I'm very opinionated and like to make fun of people, including myself.
I'm an excellent cook.
I hate to clean.
I'm kind of lazy.
I fucking love gummy bears.
I'm extremely social and sociable but fucking love spending time by myself.
I joke around. A LOT. Too much, some would say. It's hard to have a serious conversation with me.
I fucking hate getting mad. I feel like it never solves anything to be mad. I'd rather solve a problem or remove myself from it than be mad at it.
That being said, about the only times you'll hear me scream in anger is while I'm driving or playing a video game. I get wicked road rage and yell at anyone that makes the slightest error, because I'm pretty much the best driver in the world.
Did I mention I fucking love gummy bears?
And, yeah... I'm a douche with a shirtless pic. To be honest, I'm proud that I'm 35 and still have abs. So nyeah.
I love anime (and really just cartoons in general) and video games and comic books. I love Battlestar Galactica and 90% of movies and tv shows. I love all music, except rap (I can't listen to people talk about hot women and hating cops for hours on end). And when I say "all music," I mean I love Mozart and Selena Gomez and Slipknot and Skrillex and Ramones and Charlotte Church and Lamb of God and Garth Brooks and Nirvana and BT, etc. I love football and fast cars and working out.
I'm very opinionated and like to make fun of people, including myself.
I'm an excellent cook.
I hate to clean.
I'm kind of lazy.
I fucking love gummy bears.
I'm extremely social and sociable but fucking love spending time by myself.
I joke around. A LOT. Too much, some would say. It's hard to have a serious conversation with me.
I fucking hate getting mad. I feel like it never solves anything to be mad. I'd rather solve a problem or remove myself from it than be mad at it.
That being said, about the only times you'll hear me scream in anger is while I'm driving or playing a video game. I get wicked road rage and yell at anyone that makes the slightest error, because I'm pretty much the best driver in the world.
Did I mention I fucking love gummy bears?
And, yeah... I'm a douche with a shirtless pic. To be honest, I'm proud that I'm 35 and still have abs. So nyeah.
What I'm doing with my life
Work in IT at a hospital. It's really quite depressing, because I'm reminded daily that I'll grow old and die.
On the bright side, it motivates me to do something with my life.
I'll eventually write a novel that will make me a millionaire, but I have such ridiculously high standards for my own writing that I basically delete everything I've ever written.
On the bright side, it motivates me to do something with my life.
I'll eventually write a novel that will make me a millionaire, but I have such ridiculously high standards for my own writing that I basically delete everything I've ever written.
Favouritest of all the things
Deadpool!
My darkest secret
I don't really have any dark secrets, because I don't really have any secrets. I'm pretty open about everything, because I really don't worry what people will think about me. With 7 billion people on the earth, I'll befriend someone, amirite?
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