Hello, I am a random wolf. I also happen to be a professional voice actor, investor, and musician. I can howl and snarl very professionally, and people actually pay me to do it. I live in Nashville, and I like long mountain hikes, beef, God, music, the internet, God, music, belly rubs, and Funyuns.
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My comments are not intended to be the punniest around. In fact, many of them will not elicit even a single good-natured chortle, despite a potentially humorous picture. Instead friend, it is my aim to breed thoughts-- to foster discourse, debate, and discussion. We feign 'offense' so we don't need to bother contemplating the logic in an opposing viewpoint. It's far easier to dismiss an opponent than to refute one.

I'm very opinionated and, I like to think, well-read, so rather than a foolish debate within 140 character limits, I'd love to discuss in private messages with you, regardless of the issue. Send me a message! :3
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You're welcome to live your life in any way you choose, and similarly, I'm welcome to disagree with it if I so choose. I don't condone personal irresponsibility, in any fashion. We are the only ones responsible for our conduct. I think the entitlement of the immature to 'being saved' from themselves is one of the principle flaws in modern society.
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Also, if you make a bad comment, take your downvotes like a man. Deleting comments is for wimps. Unless you think of a better comment. Then it's ok. I HAVE SPOKEN