Currently work for a beverage company where I spend most of my time driving a forklift, loading trucks, bitching about movies, and cracking crude jokes that regularly push the boundaries of the company's heavy-handed sexual harassment policy.

Video games, hockey, South Park, good whiskey, good beer, tabletop games, firearms, sci-fi, poker, pool, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, football, African Wild Dogs, Doctor Who, LEGO, and heavy metal.

Ha! That's something I ain't saying online.