I'll talk sex like it's no one's business and have a long list of dirty subreddits for all the perusing. If you dare to ask, I'll answer. Also, I'm pregnant, so if I say anything that's offensive or super sentimental or whatever, my go-to excuse is "baby made me do it".
(Apparently it's not visible in my "Looking for" section, so I'm saying it here. I'm married, but will still talk sex like it's no one's business)