Voted 'most interesting guy' six years in a row by my mum but lost this year to her cat, though he has put in a good year.
What I'm doing with my life
I own a network of 67 Guinea Pig accessory dealerships and a fleet of private jets (there was a mishap at the sign writing company where they wrote Qantas instead of my name but really they're all my jets)
Favouritest of all the things
Why, you of course! No not really, we don't even know each other... I'm going to pick something random: fan
My darkest secret
I once ate possum poo thinking they were chocolate bullets. I was three and that's my defence.