I need to write something clever here...

I should totally write some hilarious pun.
No, puns are cheap Dane Cook-like humor and are forgotten like a trip to the bathroom.

I should totally bank off of some of my top Imgur comments because they show up right below this.
No, the top one is seriously, embarrassingly, homophobic. At least it wasn't racist.

I should talk about my world travels or that I own a successful business.
No, that comes off as elitist. I've got to be relatable.

I should talk about my love for lots of geek stuff.
No, I could get called on the carpet and get my geek card yanked for not being 'geek enough'

I should just say something simple and poetic that reflects who I am.
Ok, that should work...





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