I like taking long walks on the beach and bathing in the blood of virgin servant girls to retain my youthful glow. Just joking (just guess which part I was joking about).
What I'm doing with my life
Snorting lines of chocolate powder and not knowing what day of the week it is.
Favouritest of all the things
Green tea.
My darkest secret
I turn into a full moon whenever there is a werewolf.