I like cotton candy. Like if I were a super hero, it would be my weakness. If robbers wanted to distract me, they would just need to hire a cotton candy cart to hang out outside the bank. I would be the worst super hero ever.

I read a lot. I'm reading right now. Literally everything that I'm typing, I'm totally reading it. I read just about anything. Like, yesterday, I forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom so I read the instructions on my lotion.

I like going to the movies. But I also like to talk when I'm at the movies. Not a lot, I just like to whisper comments from time to time. It makes going to the movies alone really weird for the people around me.

I can knit. but only scarves. Or squares. I can only do really long rectangles or squares. I guess diamonds too. You know, if you turn the square sideways.

I'm an actor. But not professionally. So, like, I'm just a really good liar mostly.

I like both Star Wars and Star Trek equally.

I believe in aliens. And ghosts. And the Oxford comma.

I don't have any pets but if I could have anything, I'd have those monsters from Where The Wild Things Are. I used to have ferrets, they were awesome. I wish I didn't have to let them go. They were kind of like little monsters.

I accidentally put too much salt on my green beans but I don't want to look like a pussy so I'm totally eating them.

I've never intentionally killed someone.

My car is a stick shift. It's great because no one will ever steal it. Mostly because of the hood that doesn't close all the way, but hey, non-stealable car. Not many people can say that.

I'm really good at eating ice cream.

I once found a bra that fit perfectly.

I haven't settled on a hair color yet so I dye it often. However, my hair is very dead set on a specific color so it always seems to look the same after a few weeks.

I play xbox, wii and pc. I am all levels of peasant and master race.

Who even knows what your supposed to say about yourself? Everything I've wrote so far is shit. Except for that bra thing, I'm so proud of that.

Oh, my friends describe me as bat shit crazy. I like that one.

I Identify with foul bachelorette frog on a very intimate level.

I'm so attached to my phone that I would be in the beta test group for implantable phones in a heartbeat.

I love to leave the house but I don't like people.

I also hate describing myself. I'm going to stop now and move on to one of these other boxes.