Working for a software company, trying to be an adult. Hoping to make some new friends after moving to a smaller town where the average age is 60 :/

I hate the term "all the things". Like what thing specifically? I like hyperbole and a half, how about that?

I once ate an entire bag of pirates booty, and an entire bag of mini rolos then barfed for 20 mins. That should pretty much tell you all you need to know about the kind of person I am.