I don't even own a cat.....but I can still talk about my non-existing one. I'm a loner, social awkward and spend 110% of my time on imgur. Fake internet points make me happy and are the biggest achievement in my life so far. How am I supposed to write 4000 words? That's like a friggin' essay you know. Uhm....I can play the piano and I love Green Day.....and uhm.....I like stuff and things. I'm a bit of a weirdo and have the socially competence of a raw potato, which is something I guess since potatoes are actually really cool. I'm also tall, about 17 bananas tall which is nice because I can reach stuff on the top shelves which tiny people can't.