PolaroidDickBandit

PolaroidDickBandit

My username intimidates people
Jacob DiMaio

24 / Narwhal / New Kensington, PA 15068, United States

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My name is Jake (from state farm) and I might possibly be your dream come true. I am chivalrous gentleman in a generation of assholes and bad boyfriends, but I work very hard to climb through the filth and catch someones attention that interests me.

I cook

I listen

I like to cuddle

I know when you are upset

I know how to make it better


I make a great friend, or something even more. I am very loyal.

What I'm doing with my life
Currently I'm working as a store manager as my survival job. I like to write and graphic design, and I hope that my future career involves such things. I like to play video games in my leisure time, and take pretty women out to dinner.
Favouritest of all the things
My pets

My favorite movies

My favorite video games

pretty girls with oddly colored hair

pretty girls with normal colored hair

Game of thrones

music

breaking bad

being awful at making lists that make sense
My darkest secret
I have a few secrets hanging out with Ruffcats. See if you can track them down.
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