Because I am the most batman-like person you will ever meet, I can save you from choking (the saddest of deaths) and I don't smell bad.
What I'm doing with my life
Army National Guard, Medic. Attending paramedic school. Having daily existential crises. Being single (send me a message!)
Favouritest of all the things
Pool parties, camping, jolly ranchers, german mountain guides, firearms, spooking geese and singing songs with the wrong words. Really though I like to do pretty much anything - I kinda go where the world takes me.
My darkest secret
You will never know unless you are the one who defeats me in hand to hand combat in the thunderdome.