I'm a chill person, I don't like people who are not chill as well. A good portion of my life is spent on interwebs. I have a cat. If we hang out, be aware that I will judge everybody we encounter and hope you will do the same with me. I don't care. Before our blossoming friendship ensues, just assume we're already best friends. I'm not about that small talk life. Also, I have all of the swag.