MOTHERFUCKINGJESUS
saving the world, one kitten at a time
micheal
33 / Male / Missoula, MT, United States
I like to make people laugh. I do not fear the outdoors, a bad pun, or slimy fish. Also, I like fine drinks and dogs.
P.s. Level 33 pokemon trainer. I have the legendary Bird Jesus http://imgur.com/Bp0hLh1 at my disposal any time I need so dont come asking for a battle if you are not prepared for trouble. My friend once made it double, and we all know what happened to him.
P.s. Level 33 pokemon trainer. I have the legendary Bird Jesus http://imgur.com/Bp0hLh1 at my disposal any time I need so dont come asking for a battle if you are not prepared for trouble. My friend once made it double, and we all know what happened to him.
What I'm doing with my life
Saving the world of course.
Favouritest of all the things
Food- Kolache. Never heard of it, then drive your ass down to texas and try one.
Imgurians- Pettyofficer117. His gifs are the best
Places- Charleston SC. Best place I ever lived. Good food, nice people, great beaches.
Games- ff8 (I know I am a heathen) halo 2, and the original dota.
Boobs- I mean, they are soft, sexy, life sustaining.
Women- For full description, see boobs. I jest. I like it when a girl crinkles up her face when laughing, Intelligence is key. Hard working and compassionate. Also, laughing at my lame puns is required.
Folfing- Mans greatest mash up, golf, and Frisbee in one. Blue mountain in Missoula has gotta be the best dang course in the country.
Imgurians- Pettyofficer117. His gifs are the best
Places- Charleston SC. Best place I ever lived. Good food, nice people, great beaches.
Games- ff8 (I know I am a heathen) halo 2, and the original dota.
Boobs- I mean, they are soft, sexy, life sustaining.
Women- For full description, see boobs. I jest. I like it when a girl crinkles up her face when laughing, Intelligence is key. Hard working and compassionate. Also, laughing at my lame puns is required.
Folfing- Mans greatest mash up, golf, and Frisbee in one. Blue mountain in Missoula has gotta be the best dang course in the country.
My darkest secret
My darkest secret made it to the front page on a confession bear, so, not so secret any more. My second darkest secret is that im not really jesus.
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