LordButtDarts
His dark hair flowing like a dark river.
20 / Omnipotent Being
I live in a dumpster because I am literally fucking trash. I'm friends with all the alley cats and I would prefer if people stop throwing their unwanted babies into my house.
What I'm doing with my life
I go to college and get reprimanded for comma splices by a guy who looks like he'd cry if I raised my voice even just a little.
Favouritest of all the things
I'm into cats, horror games, wine, butts, pretty clothing, pretty girls, sunshine, and cozy blankets.
I also love/am terrified of space and the organic sciences.
I also love/am terrified of space and the organic sciences.
My darkest secret
I fart a lot and I peed in the room of some guy I hated at boarding school and hid the wet spot with his laundry basket.
I also tripped a 10 year old at work once. That's what you get for calling me a siamese bitch fuckboy.
I also tripped a 10 year old at work once. That's what you get for calling me a siamese bitch fuckboy.
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