I am a professional writer, I sing in Armstrong State's auditioned chamber choir, I'm a closet gamer, and lots of other cool shit but mostly the best part of my personality is my really sweet ass. If you're really cool I'll let you touch it.
What I'm doing with my life
Publishing a bunch of writing, tutoring college students (notably ESL students), studying communications and psychology, and running around with my hair on fire.
Favouritest of all the things
You, probably.
I can find something to enjoy about almost anything.
Except those fucking MRA's.
My darkest secret
If I write it here, it's no longer a secret. What a silly question.